The doctor prescribed me some muscle relaxers for my neck.
Now I know I sleepwalk and send texts with awkward typos.
(“Sweet dreams” is now “sweet stinks”)
This should be fun.

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Everybody hates you

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  • #I almost cried #not gonna lie #yesterday sucked #and I needed that #I was at school and he was waiting for a rental car #he also played with Bear for a bit
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  • #car wreck #no good #seriously though #i hurt like hell #me
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